Predator and Proud of it.

I am pig predator. And I like it that way.

A few months ago, my friends mom told me I was a pig predator. At first, I was kind of mad. But then I decided that I liked pigs lots and being a predator is quite an honor. So I embraced it and I am here to tell the world:

I hope you are not feeling embarrassed for me.  Being a Pig Predator is cool! I know I have vegan friends, and  I'm sorry... for you. Pigs are amazing and that tofacon just doesn't cut it.

So first and foremost - BACON is on the menu today. Is there really anything better than bacon? If so, let me know because I am interested in trying this wonder food. Oh and ham. Ham, I love you. You make me happy. And did you know that bacon is best alarm clock? Its true! Who doesn't want to get up when there is bacon frying and popping and sending delicious smells all around your house? And in our house, you have to get up, because there wont be any left if you hang out in bed!

Wanna know where my love for pigs started? Laura Ingalls. Blame her if you like, or thank her, but whichever way she's the one. I mean, they made balloons out of pig bladders - totally amazing! And then, the fried tale. Oh. My. Every time I think of pigs, I think of that. I have no idea why, but I have always wanted to try a crispy pig tale. Its on my bucket list. And trust me, it will be crossed off.

I think I should start a pig predator club. You are invite. Pledge your love for pigs and bacon (or ham) and you are in! We can have club meetings and eat bacon all day and talk about pig related issues. We can start a newspaper called "The Pig Predator Press" and write all kinds of cool piggish things. We need to elect officers - who wants to be president?

 Happy Pig Day! Celebrate like you mean it, because you probably do.

Bacon....Chocolate?

Have you ever tried Bacon Chocolate? I have, and it does taste like bacon. It also smells like a dog treat. I usually never venture from my norm of milk chocolate, but I had to try bacon chocolate. After all, I'm a pig predator! While I'm not sure I'll get it again, it was fun to try. Bacon bits can go on salad and baked potato's, but chocolate? I'm still not convinced.



Here's a peek at the next tutorial for you all. I never thought I'd be smitten on bow ties, but then again, I never thought love and navy blue would ever be said in the same sentence.

And, With my big girl camera, I've been able to get some really cute shots of the neighborhood squirrels.
Okay, this is pushing it. I wouldn't say this is cute.

More like odd and abnormal.

Hug a Vegan/Hippie

I hugged one vegan! I forgot to hug the other vegan, but anyhoo, one will do. I did my see-crud handshake with the other vegan, (who's not so vegan) so it think that counts as a hug. Whenever Emily eats meat, I clap. Cheer. Sing songs about the wonders of meat. I'm kind of mean that way. I am sorry! I could not live without bacon, ham and hamburgers. And maybe chicken nuggets.

My father and Mother have been invited to a hippie party. Don't you love it when you say father and mother? It makes me sound so prim and proper. Anyway, they have.
Dad's yet to acquire his full costume, but the wig and pendant are a pretty good start. And the sunglasses. Those are good too. And while we were in goodwill today looking for a costume for mom and me, I heard "gimme some lovin". I really wanted to break out and dance. I resisted until I got home and danced with Richard and the gang. Big Mama. Charlie. Emily. I love them. I am making Richard Simmons believers everywhere, and it is just the greatest.

And that's that. I hope you hugged your vegan today.

Sincerely,
Do you love sausage???

Better than Bacon

First of all, I don't know who Kevin Bacon is. I think it would be pretty groovy to have the last name Bacon. But bacon is rather fatty and greasy so I'm not so sure it would be a good thing after all. Anyway, its also rather hard to celebrate someone I don't know. I found out today is Video game day, which I like a hole lot better.

I am a terrible gamer. I don't know what it is about me, but I am terrible at video games. My favorite is Diner Dash, but I usually end up quitting halfway into my shift. I'm much better at the Wii than hand held games. I love Wii Party and Music and sports and fit. I love it all.

So today, Instead of playing video games, I decided to watch a movie about video games. Tron. I love Tron: Legacy. It's about this guy who goes into some game to find his dad who was trapped for some odd years. It's also about this huge game corporation called Encom. Very fitting for today's holiday. I wonder if they had it in mind while creating Tron. I doubt it. But I'd still like to believe it.

This is Sam Flynn. He’s not a program. He’s a user.

This is Quorra. She’s not a program either. She’s an ISO.

I really like Quorra’s haircut. And shut your mouth Sam.

I don’t know who this is, but I know that she is a program.

So in short, you really should see this movie. If you do, I encourage you to watch it twice. It can be rather confusing. It is wonderfully weird.
And you may be wondering what this has to do with Tron and video game day. See the crane on top? There is one just like that on the Encom tower. KJ and I thought this was cool. He'd never admit it though. I took a picture of it. So there.

Sincerely,
I'm not a program