When Chicago dogs cause you problems.

If you happened to drive out of your local Sonic a few days ago and see a girl trying to stuff a Chicago dog in her mouth, that was probably me. I'll admit I wasn't graceful, but what's a girl to do? Stop eating? Never. Chicago dogs are normally uneventful and mellow. Tasty but not exciting. But I was graced with an ordinary dog. It was adventure packed. It was a rascal. But I can be bossy if I want and I bossed that thing into my mouth like a seasoned pro.

So if you just so happen to find yourself with a troublemaker Chicago dog, do these things and in battle Random person vs. Chicago dog, you'll win!

Order it the way you want it. Otherwise you might find yourself scooping of sweet relish. And peppers.

If you didn't follow step one...dispose of all unwanted items as soon as possible. Unless of course you want to sit on a pepper the whole way home.

Keep everything contained. And contained does not involve onions in your shorts.

Eat the pickle with the hotdog. Or you are at risk to by squirted by your pickle.

Toothpicks required. Poppy seeds can be only slightly stingy at times.

And that's how we seasoned pros do our Chicago dogs. We might not include me. I'm just speaking on behalf of the public masses. They wanted you to know.

Go and Eat your Chicago Dog. And don't get onions in your pants. Amen.


PPS: Beverage day post? Nope. But I did celebrate so don't think I forgot. Also, sorry for my Mexican rant. I love ya you Mexican. But be a proud American because America is amazing!

Helpful Advice

On this blog, I often share helpful information.I pride myself on sharing useful information you use everyday. During Christmas I told you to cover your ears when Justin Beibers Christmas album came on. I proved that Pluto really is a planet. And more recently I showed you how to model pathetically. So I am here with another piece of wisdom: Don't ever get a concussion.

I have been figuring out that concussions are obnoxious, sneaky and downright annoying. Yes, I failed as far as Make Up Your own holiday goes. But the concussion side affects took over and frankly, they rule. Headaches ruin any chance of celebration. And Since I cant exactly shoo off a headache, I'm postponing this till I am side affect free.

I don't think I ever told you the story of my concussion. I basically just did. I got a concussion. But other random info is that I was playing football, hit a girl and got a bloody lip too. similar to my other bloody lip, but this story is a little less entertaining.) That's it. That little collision is causing me serious issues in the brain department. And it's so weird.

Have you ever had a concussion? Did you do any weird things? I think we should have a story swap If so.

So I'm sorry for the flop today. If that doesn't suffice, you can tell it to my brain. But don't expect it to listen, its not always polite. Xoxo, Kryn

PS: Tomorrow I get to pick up my milk carton I painted! I'm pretty sure I'm the only girl who likes milk cartons. But they are the vessels of the goodness of the earth, so therefore, I love them.