Jokes again.

People are being mean. They are giving me too many holidays involving jokes. Everyone knows I don't do well with jokes. Look at comedy day or International Tell a Joke day and you will understand. Yesterday, Andy was grilling me with jokes. I got most of them, and the rest I didn't listen too. Jokes are just plain hard. PS: I like to pretend I understand Jokes. So I will laugh if you tell me one. Its called Laughing on demand.

Today I went and puddle hopped. I really like puddle hopping. Its just so fun. Thankfully, it rains most every day here in Summer, so I get to puddle hop often. Its pure Joy. You must have an umbrella. Otherwise, you are playing in the rain. If you happen to use an umbrella, consider yourself a great puddle hopper, because you probably are.
Prepared for puddle hopping greatness. Armed with with my lovely polka dot umbrella.
Serious fun. I just splashed all over my pants. That is the best part.

Wet Besties. My new word: Wewesties.

Sincerely,
I have serious LOD Disorder.

PS: Framable:

Go fly a kite

"Go fly a kite" is a phrase KJ and I use often to display sibling affection. So it was very fitting that today was go fly a kite day. Before I moved or when My friend moved (I cant remember which, ) she gave me a kite. I have never used it , and so today I am going to give it a try. It's not very windy out. I have a feeling my kite flying will not be successful. I'm not going to go out now, I don't want to take off my fuzzy socks with snowmen. I just love them.

The Umbrella:
Yesterday was sunny. Woot. We went out and had a good time. Just before we came back here for the summer, I bought an umbrella. I love it. I have actually never used it in the rain. That is just way to logical. It is way to cute to be used on a dismal day. It has polka dots. How awesome.A few days ago I was messing around with my umbrella and left it open. Bubbles jumped right it. So I took her outside and made her do it again.Sophie, my little punk, refuses to go near it. She is very strange.
Here is me and my umbrella. I love my umbrella. It was a very good purchase. It was worth the $15 doll hairs I spent.

Oh and I just found out that my friend Emily has o-positive blood. Woot. We are both filled with 0- awesomeness. I am ecstatic.

Conversation between Emily and I:

me:

The sun is shining. I am very happy. I feel like singing songs and eating cookies

Emily:

Shining, the sun is. Very happy, I am. Like singing songs and eating cookies I feel.

She was using some Yoda speak thing. I was jazzed. I love the way Yoda talks. It is so cool. If anyone is interested in having a Star Wars Marathon, I would be happy to join you. And, my conversation with Andy was mostly us wooting about the weather and other woot worthy topics. We woot often. We are wooters. Not to be confused with owls, we are very different creatures.

Sincerely,
Woot Woot and happy kite flying

UPDATE:
My day was very sad today. I searched high and low for that kite. It was no where to be found. I kept my fuzzy snowman sock on. But still, no kite. And it proved to be a very windy day. I wished I could have flown my kite. If I could have found it. I'm sorry for letting you down on such a cool holiday. If I ever find that kite, I will fly it.
Sincerely,
No kites for Me