BAND-AIDS...
used best for cuts, scratches and broken hearts.
SOME MEDS...
as in candy, because it's not that kind of box.
ADULTHOOD IS PRICELESS...
jk its rly expensive, so we included some fake money to
help and also coupons for a free profile photo.
EMERGENCY SOCK STASH...
Because socks always go missing and that's a
fact of life all adults must accept.
PRESCRIPTION FOR HOW TO WIN A GIRL...
don't worry, talking to her dad first is a part of the treatment plan.
A LIGHTER...
strictly for lighting birthday candles and roman candles,
even though legal lung cancer is now an option.
So if you ever find yourself with an abundant supply of tick tacks, red paper and red stickers, one fabulous white gel pen, fake money, a lighter, socks, bandages, candy and great life advice (Eat your veggies, pay your bills, and call your mom once a month.), and a friend entering adulthood, maybe you should make an adulthood-survival kit too.
And make me one while you're at it. Because I need all the help I can get.