Nautical.

So the only thing I know about the Coast Guard is that in a Boxcar Children book they rescued some bizarre scientist from the water (of all things!) and the Alden's saved him. So that's that. In case you were wondering, I do not read the boxcar kids anymore, (I say kids because kids is cooler than children) The boxcar kids were really the greatest and I am now droning on about non Coast Guard topics and using a run on sentence. Oh Joy.
Lets observe this picture:

1. This is not a good angle for my face. We wont go into any details. but its really not the greatest.
2. See the kitty? We've made an earth shattering discovery.
3. Gypsy is a boy.
4. We are both very jazzed about the Coast Guard, even though neither of us know anything about it.

We did pretty good observing didn't we? I'm probably the next Sherlock Holmes. Ok, maybe not.

Good news folks! Tomorrow is the last day of VBS. VBS does not agree with me for whatever reason. I try to like it. I try to have fun. And I fail. Although, when I was in angel I did not mind a bit. Being an angel is pretty sweet. More good news: We leave in 6 days. Be assured I will have several bags of trail mix handy to keep me occupied and happy for 3000 miles.

Sincerely,
I am easily entertained.

I scream for Ice cream (soda)

Well, you may have noticed I'm blogging today. I had time. I am not going to sleep over after all. I am terribly sorry I have no pictures of me in my halo. I have none. My acting was fantastic. I amazed even myself. I was so hot and hungry at the end, I was ready to get out of my outfit. Even that lovely halo. J and M were great fun. They were fabulous as Joseph and Mary. (J and M are different than Joseph and Mary.) J and I were whispering and M and I were tickling one another with the hay from the manger. Pretty cool. We danced behind the curtain when they sang the songs. And J refused to let me take her picture with her beard. I thought she looked cool.

Now to my celebrating.

Ice cream soda. Lovely. I like it. When we'd burn, sometimes the guys at the shop would get KJ ice cream soda. I helped myself. It came in these really cool glass bottles. My friends grandmother is building a house out of bottles. I could have donated mine to a worthy cause. I had no idea about it until recently. If I ever see it, I'll tell you. The F's say its pretty cool. Today I had ice cream and soda. I drank and ate them together and it was quite nice. The soda was extra fizzy and the dilly bar extra frozen. It was fizz-ozen. Fizzozen. Yes. It was. My dilly bar was a cherry one. It was pinky-red and oh so good. It was the cherry on top of a fabulous summer day.

Here is what I know about Toad Hollow.....


Exactly.
I know nothing about it. Mom does not either. But Thank you toad hollow for whatever you did, make or do. I think I would like to know what all the excitement is about. I don't like being left out. One time my cousins and I were trying to get away from my little cousin. We were in KJ's closet and Jack asked what we were doing. Elise told him we were going the bathroom. Then Jack said "Well, can I watch??" I feel your pain Jackson. I feel left out of the wonderfulness of Toad Hollow. The Delight. The pure beauty. I have a feeling Toad Hollow day of thank you has something to do with Nymphs or sprites or some creature of that kind. If it has anything to do with Toads though, count me out. Toads are really un-cool.

Sincerely,
I believe in Nymphs.

PS: Its really cool. I'll be having Ice cream twice today. And its really cool I'll be going to K's house on such a nice day. :)

PPS: I sold some stuff on ebay and now I am $100 dollars richer. Anyone want to go shopping this weekend?